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[imitates a man standing there and looking silly: points to himself in surprise, shrugs helplessly, rolls his eyes, shakes his head in disbelief] And the madder you get, women get cool when you get mad. [as an angry man] "WELL, GO ON AND GET OUT THEN!" [as a cool, calm woman] "I'm leaving." [as the man] "I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!" [as the woman] "Don't worry, you shan't."相关的主题文章： | ||
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the percentage of partnered couples who are legally married from 2006 to 2013 is extremely modest and may not be statistically significant, and it isn't a trend across the other age brackets where we see an ongoing dip in that percentage. Perhaps the 2018 Census will shed more light on this," she said. The Census shows young New Zealanders are continuing to delay forming | the percentage of partnered couples who are legally married from 2006 to 2013 is extremely modest and may not be statistically significant, and it isn't a trend across the other age brackets where we see an ongoing dip in that percentage. Perhaps the 2018 Census will shed more light on this," she said. The Census shows young New Zealanders are continuing to delay forming | ||
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